Sorry about the lack of recent communication. It's been quite a quiet couple of weeks; which hasn't, of course, meant that things aren't happening. Things are. But slowly.
Firstly,
Satan is doing alright; his final draft appeared yesterday (I know, another final draft…), and he will be being submitted to People by the end of the week. I think I’ve come to feel about the paper the way more maternally-minded women feel about their children: I don’t want to send it into the world in case someone hurts it or thinks it’s wrong. But baby birds must fly the nest, and so must academic papers.
This morning I got out of bed at an ungodly hour, hence the fact that this is taking me far longer to type than it normally would. I am on my way to work for an hour, then to a funeral, then a mad dash across London in an attempt to catch a train I will almost certainly miss. But hopefully not.

Funeral presented one main problem this morning: what to wear. Generally, I don’t give much thought to my appearance beyond ‘Will people look at it without their eyes burning?’, ‘Does it smell?’, and ‘Is it comfy?’. I recognise, however, that funerals require a certain dress code; preferably black, particularly for quite traditionally-minded people such as the family of the deceased. So I rummaged through my wardrobe and found a skimpy top that would have fitted me a year and a half ago, before I discovered pie, but which would these days be more likely to be eaten by my belly. No can do.
I disappeared into the bathroom to open the chest where I keep my ‘They’ll fit me one day’ clothes. No black there. Back to the bedroom. Eventually, I threw on Husband’s black jumper, which isn’t even bordering on smart, but I wore it to the previous funeral I attended this year and no one seemed particularly offended.
Wishing I were fifteen again and back in my 'goth phase', I picked up a black velvet skirt that has never fitted me and probably never will, and tried it on. On it went, surprisingly. A pair of black leggings finished the job. Satisfied, I wandered round the flat for a while and discovered just how uncomfortable I felt. ‘You’ll just have to lump it’, I told myself, racing around frantically to get everything ready. At ten to seven, when I really should have left already, I replaced the skirt and leggings with a pair of jogging bottoms (bought for the purpose of jogging, but now relegated to the position of ‘it’s comfy, so I’ll wear it in the house’), shoved the offending articles into a bag to be put on just before the funeral, somehow managed to find a pair of black shoes that weren’t falling apart, and left for the station in a flurry of black shawls, carrier bags and laptop cases. Let the week begin.